How did Loki not know he was adopted?
He’s all like ‘Pip pip I’m British. Crumpet?’
And Thor’s all like ‘I’ll smash your face in. ‘merican!’
Like seriously!
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there, I fixed it.
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This is interestingoh god I normally hate spiders but this one I can’t he’s watching himself dance kajhskld you precious creepy thing
oh my god narcissistic dancing spider get THE FUCK ON MY DASH
lmfaoo he’s literally like “oh shit.. i spy with my eight fucking eyes… i’m sexy as fuh”
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it’s fine it just needs to charge
did you reboot
try logging out and then logging back in
just turn it off and on again
press ctrl + alt + delete and clear your tasks
just run the spyware check, you might have a virus
boot it in safe mode
try calling dell
Have you updated your firewall
Have you completed any recent sacrifices to your Lord, Satan?
You can order anything with this costume. Like my body.
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I AM CHOKING
ON A BISCUIT
BECAUSE I’M LAUGHING SO MUCH
HELP
C R Y I NG
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ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE.
This :

Reminds me of :

So I wonder if … ?

…and then shawarma after.
One thing though, for certain, many were his mistresses and no one was his wife.
The Star Trek Into Darkness Superbowl ad in case you missed it
Only lovers left alive